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Saturday, May 21

My Country and Me

Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, but all times, it's home. There's no place sweeter. Sitting from one part of my class, thinking of how mentally, psychologically and emotionally suppresssed i have been due to everything going on at once, and at d end, I'm shaking my head and saying "home is home".

Wednesday, March 23

Prep Info on dreadlocks and spirituality

Hey guys, I'll soon be writing a post on dreadlocks and spirituality. It promises to be very educating. Catch you there.

Thursday, January 28

Lol, Funny Mathematics

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually
she drops you for another guy. Calculate the
percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she
gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric
identities, derive a general formula for this type of
love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and
every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and
an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against
prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you
don't want to see any guy with your sister.
Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking
Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty
trader, your combined household income is less
than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME
result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy
both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your
Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20
guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing
Return to calculate the substance that will be left
for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup,
but you spend over 10k in bars and resturant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take
π=3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF GOOD LUCK!

Lol, Funny Mathematics

Sunday, January 17

VERY FUNNY!!!

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the
doctor. The
doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. James, what's the
problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She
keeps getting
these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is
sick most
mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then
turns to the
mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell
you this, but
your Darla is pregnant- about 4 months, would be
my
guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she
has never
ever been left alone with a man! Have you,
Darla?"
Darla replies, "No mother! I've never even kissed
a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just
stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother
says, "Is
there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that
the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in
the east and
three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned
if I'm
going to miss it this time!..happy sunday#lmao